SAFETY FIRST!

I just wanted to remind all my fellow writers out there in the literary world that before you start writing, make sure you put in your mouthguard and don your safety goggles. If you don't have access to safety goggles, heavy duty glasses like the ones Woody here has on will work.

You never know when you you might accidentally dangle a participle or split an infinitive.

Writing is a dangerous business and accidents happen, my friends.

So always remember SAFETY FIRST!